FOR LEROY:

[foxxdoc]

Saw your note about re entering the dating game.

A man is sitting in a bar and across the way is an older gal about 50. Too old for him.

2 hours of drinking later this lady is sitting next to him.

She is quite drunk and whispers in his ear : " have you ever had a mother daughter three some ?" Wow !!! Daughter could be late 20's or 30's.

He accepts the offer and goes home with the lady.

As they enter the home the lady turns on the lights and yells " are you awake MOM "

good luck

Tom

[exoticimports]

Saw it coming but still scary.

[leptraps]

Well, I have taken my lady friend out twice, no restaurants are open. We settled for a couple of hot dogs, some fries and a couple of large vanilla milkshakes. Went to Fairport, watched the gulls fly, great conversation. Took her home, and I went home.

She is coming for dinner Sunday.

That is,all you are going to get.

Did I tell you she is 38 years of age.

[bandrow]

Well, you rascal!! Just be sure not to take her to Home Depot with you - we've heard too many stories about what happens to you in there...

Cheers!
Bandrow

[leptraps]

Home Depot is not a problem, Krogers was the problem. I left that problem in Kentucky, no Krogers in the greater Cleveland, Ohio area.

Wal-Mart's yes. No matter where the Wal-Mart is located, there you will find, an extreme abundance of all the DA, DH, FAB, DARN and especially extreme LA'ses.

So, she is due to knock on my door at any minute. Wish me luck!

And no, I do not need Viagra.

[foxxdoc]

IMPORTANT;

What does she know about moths ?

TOM

[leptraps]

She knew what a Lepidopterist is. And that's a good thing.

And that is ALL you are going to get.

[leptraps]

Well, I had my date, she wants to see me again this afternoon and walk around the lake at a park here in Aurora.