I have remained silent for some time on the subject of Big Foot. I cannot believe that we continue to hash the B__l S__t out.
Bring me a Caracas, a live specimen. Then I will shut up, admit my errant ways and kiss you fat arce.
Otherwise, I consider all of you Big Foot believers nothing more the a bunch of first class BS artist. What if Big Foot turned into a rapist with a 16 inch Winnie. Women would be hunting him down just to see "Big Foot".
Maybe Big Foot is a Democrap, that would explain a lot!! I think I have said enough. [/quot
Dig a hole 12 foot wide X 12 foot wide, 32.75 feet deep. Place 2.179 tons of Canadian Blue Spruce cut into 18 inch length then split into quarters. Allow the wood to settle for 3 1/2 days. Pour 2.25 gallons of kerosene and throw in a match. Let it burn until the this nothing left but ash.
Go hide behind a tree and wait. This could take a couple of hours.
Big Foot will come to explore the burning. As soon as he bends over to look in the smouldering hole....
Are you ready for this..... * * * * You run up behind him a kick him in the Ash Hole........
Exciting news on the Bigfoot front. A lot of this discussion started when Bluemoth pointed us to the DNA evidence that Bigfoot was for real. That turned out to be a complete misinterpretation of the DNA study. Really the study had shown that all fur samples ever collected were human, bear or other mammal- none were bigfoot. The only missing data was that they could not say what the samples of the Himalayan bigfoot, the yeti, actually were. Now that has been completed and - surprise - the fur turned out to be bear and dog fur. So there is no DNA evidence for any Bigfoot including Yeti.
It is now the end of November and Bluemoth has never gotten back to us about her October meeting with Bigfoot. It is possible that the clowns on this forum drove her away, but maybe she met with the big guys and they told her to keep it a secret. We'll probably never know.
Sound like the description of Big Foot or those who believe in Big Foot,or create the images of Big Foot that we see. A big fuzzy wad of hair.
I am personally offended. I am no clown. I deal in cold hard facts. I am. Gentleman and scholar. I am handsome, intelligent, charming and a great lover. If you do not believe me, ask my wife. We have been married for 52 years. And as far as I can remember, she has never been wrong. And that my friend is a fact!
You want to see clowns. Go to Washington, DC. We elect Clowns every year and send them to Washington DC. And that my friend is a fact!
I know that I will deeply regret this post. However, another individual on this list sent me this.
"I think bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the California countryside."
The thing that actually scares me about this is that some dumb ass actually believes this. However, he was born and raised in Washington, DC and currently lives in California. The reason it is blurry is too much exposure to politicians and Hollywood movie stars. I know whacky Tabacky is legal in California. And we thought that California was the land of fruit and nuts. (Not the kind that grows on trees.)
Last Edit: Jan 7, 2018 16:55:09 GMT -8 by leptraps