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Post by mikelock34 on Sept 29, 2017 7:00:58 GMT -8
I have remained silent for some time on the subject of Big Foot. I cannot believe that we continue to hash the B__l S__t out. Bring me a Caracas, a live specimen. Then I will shut up, admit my errant ways and kiss you fat arce. Otherwise, I consider all of you Big Foot believers nothing more the a bunch of first class BS artist. What if Big Foot turned into a rapist with a 16 inch Winnie. Women would be hunting him down just to see "Big Foot". Maybe Big Foot is a Democrap, that would explain a lot!! I think I have said enough. [/quot Stop resisting! I told you what happened!!! |
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Post by exoticimports on Oct 19, 2017 11:06:04 GMT -8
If Clark is shutting down this website, can we move this thread to another site?
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Post by leptraps on Oct 24, 2017 6:23:32 GMT -8
I just came up with a way to catch a Big Foot.
Dig a hole 12 foot wide X 12 foot wide, 32.75 feet deep. Place 2.179 tons of Canadian Blue Spruce cut into 18 inch length then split into quarters. Allow the wood to settle for 3 1/2 days. Pour 2.25 gallons of kerosene and throw in a match. Let it burn until the this nothing left but ash.
Go hide behind a tree and wait. This could take a couple of hours.
Big Foot will come to explore the burning. As soon as he bends over to look in the smouldering hole....
Are you ready for this.....
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You run up behind him a kick him in the Ash Hole........
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Post by rjb on Nov 29, 2017 18:48:21 GMT -8
Exciting news on the Bigfoot front. A lot of this discussion started when Bluemoth pointed us to the DNA evidence that Bigfoot was for real. That turned out to be a complete misinterpretation of the DNA study. Really the study had shown that all fur samples ever collected were human, bear or other mammal- none were bigfoot. The only missing data was that they could not say what the samples of the Himalayan bigfoot, the yeti, actually were. Now that has been completed and - surprise - the fur turned out to be bear and dog fur. So there is no DNA evidence for any Bigfoot including Yeti.
It is now the end of November and Bluemoth has never gotten back to us about her October meeting with Bigfoot. It is possible that the clowns on this forum drove her away, but maybe she met with the big guys and they told her to keep it a secret. We'll probably never know.
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Post by leptraps on Nov 30, 2017 3:25:26 GMT -8
Google "Definition of Clown". Read it carefully.
Sound like the description of Big Foot or those who believe in Big Foot,or create the images of Big Foot that we see. A big fuzzy wad of hair.
I am personally offended. I am no clown. I deal in cold hard facts. I am. Gentleman and scholar. I am handsome, intelligent, charming and a great lover. If you do not believe me, ask my wife. We have been married for 52 years. And as far as I can remember, she has never been wrong. And that my friend is a fact!
You want to see clowns. Go to Washington, DC. We elect Clowns every year and send them to Washington DC. And that my friend is a fact!
2020, Afred E. Neuman for President.
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Post by Adam Cotton on Nov 30, 2017 7:57:02 GMT -8
2020, Afred E. Neuman for President.
Isn't he a bit old to stand for office? He was 'born' well over 100 years ago.
Adam.
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Post by leptraps on Nov 30, 2017 8:38:34 GMT -8
Mad Magazine was born in 1956. I Google Alfred E. Neuman is the same age as me, 73. And like me, he has not aged.
Alfred E. Neuman was the write in Candidate of Choice in the 2016 election. Goofy was a close second followed by Mucky Mouse and Daddy Duck. Bat Simpson was a distant 6th.
Alfred E. Neuman and Big Foot both have one thing in common, they were both created by. Man!!
What??? Me worry........
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Post by Adam Cotton on Nov 30, 2017 10:46:22 GMT -8
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Post by leptraps on Jan 6, 2018 16:44:35 GMT -8
I know that I will deeply regret this post. However, another individual on this list sent me this.
"I think bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the California countryside."
The thing that actually scares me about this is that some dumb ass actually believes this. However, he was born and raised in Washington, DC and currently lives in California. The reason it is blurry is too much exposure to politicians and Hollywood movie stars. I know whacky Tabacky is legal in California. And we thought that California was the land of fruit and nuts. (Not the kind that grows on trees.)
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Post by jtaylor on Jan 6, 2018 17:13:46 GMT -8
So what your saying is that Bigfoot is a trans-dimensional being so he's out of focus because he is not completely in sync with our dimension? Is that right?
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Post by leptraps on Jan 6, 2018 18:34:05 GMT -8
Nope, what he, not me is saying, Big Foot is out of foucus. It is like having gas, until you break wind, you are out of fucus.....
I think I have gas..........
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Post by jtaylor on Jan 6, 2018 19:03:11 GMT -8
I think you do too.
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Post by T.C. on Jan 7, 2018 13:32:37 GMT -8
hmmmm.... uh... very interesting topic... to say the least.....
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Post by T.C. on Jan 7, 2018 13:34:47 GMT -8
If Clark is shutting down this website, can we move this thread to another site? I assume you know by now, but he is just switching owners. |
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Post by leptraps on Jan 14, 2018 18:24:15 GMT -8
I just saw a TV commercial for Rocket Loans. And, they have Big Foot as a silent Out of Focus spokesman.
And loans as 3.5%
Does it ever quit?
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Post by mikeh on Jan 16, 2018 22:42:29 GMT -8
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Post by Paul K on Jan 17, 2018 0:08:51 GMT -8
Leroy is hunting Bigfoot?
That is the funniest sentence I have ever read here.
... that was Bluemoth and her boyfriend Roe...
She didn’t post now for a long time.
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Post by leptraps on Jan 17, 2018 6:28:55 GMT -8
That is an incorrect statement. I spend a lot of time in the woods. The last thing on my mind when I am in the woods is Big Foot. I would really like to see a photograph of Miss Blue moth. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 12:54:38 GMT -8
So where is the promised astounding evidence? More chance of seeing a newly discovered colony of papilio antizox in England.
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Post by leptraps on Jan 17, 2018 13:52:06 GMT -8
Now that insectnet has a new owner, I hope we can continue enjoyable nonsense like this.
I still think Blue Moth we leadind and egging us on.
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Post by Adam Cotton on Jan 17, 2018 13:52:45 GMT -8
Papilio antizox loves the snow covered factory chimneys just outside Barnsley, surely you've seen them soaring around the stacks?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 14:40:34 GMT -8
Never while awake Adam, only in my dreams.
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Post by Paul K on May 29, 2019 11:55:24 GMT -8
It's been already more then two years since Bluemoth post here, I think she finally met with bigfoots. PS. don't ask me why but when I see Burb and Sereb Bluemoth came to my mind  |
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Post by exoticimports on May 29, 2019 15:40:03 GMT -8
It's been already more then two years since Bluemoth post here, I think she finally met with bigfoots. PS. don't ask me why but when I see Burb and Sereb Bluemoth came to my mind Not surprised she never came through with video. Is a bit disconcerting that she disappeared following scheduled Bigfoot meeting. |
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Post by eurytides on May 30, 2019 4:53:34 GMT -8
Maybe she was abducted by aliens en route.
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