Believe in Bigfoot?

[bobw]

Mar 7, 2017 20:22:56 GMT -8 @jtaylor said:

It's not like sprouts are liver. Now that is something truly awful.

I'll go along with both sprouts and liver - both horrible. But to me, the ultimate proof there can be no benign god is the existence of mosquitoes!

[leptraps]

Brussel Sprouts, yeeeyuuuck. There ain't enough cheese in the world to make them edible.

And Bluempth, if you tell me Big Foot likes Brussel Sprouts, that is proof that Big Foot does not exist.

I know why God made Brussel Sprouts. To keep me in place. When I was a boy my Mother would threaten to make Brussel Sprouts for dinner when I would mis-behave. And when she did, I was not allowed to leave the table until I ate them. I would put them in my pant pockets and take them out side and dump them in a neighbor's yard. They were like nuclear waste. Nothing would grow in that spot for years.

I ate them once and only once. After eating them I could $hit through a screen door at fifty yards and never touch metal.

Yuuuucccclkk.

Did I mention that I do not like Brussel Sprouts.

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Golden Corral is the world's largest buyer of brussel sprouts and they have cheese on the bar at all times. Am I the only one here that has any love for the poor little misunderstood sprout. They are just baby cabbages.

[leptraps]

There is a God, I know that for a fact. Because there is a Devil!

Only the Devil could create SPAM, and it is an acronym.

### Processed As Meat

I have a Sister in Law, Diana Lee Felganhauger, who cooks/fries that stuff with eggs and biscuts every morning. You don't swallow that stuff, it just slides right down and slides right out, Diana Lee is a widow now. She had poor Gidney cremated when he died and she keeps his ashes in an old Spam can. Gidney Felganhauger had the IQ of a Slug. If you put Diana Lee, Gidney, Clara Sue, Swilla Faye, Clarance Roy and Ulis Ray together in the same room, you might, just might, get a full set of teeth.

I could right a book about my wife's sisters. Swilla Fay was married 10 times. To 8 different men. She married one guy three times. And some of her ex's are/were married to other Sisters. Nothing like keeping it in the family.

Do you know the two reason why there are so many trash cans at a Red Neck wedding??

One is target for the good old boys to throw empty beer cans at and the other is to keep the flies off the bride.

[exoticimports]

I like sprouts.

And Spam is huge in Hawaii. Spam sushi, Spam sandwiches, anything Spam is available at every convenience mart.

Neither of which will make Bigfoot exist, nor make a special snowflake able to face reality.

[mikelock34]

The above video should settle the question of whether or not there are bigfoot out there.............

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Good thing I took a leak before I watched that. Could have gone bad. I'm still in trouble for the stain on the carpet from last time.

[leptraps]

There is an entire series of those apes. The Bar Monkey"s and Friends. I think I have them all. They came out about 2000 or 2001. Great stuff.

Maybe we should introduce Bluemoth to Roscoe. He is the Chimp that does all the talking.

This next statement is going to get me in a lot of hot water.

Roscoe and all the other Apes are Republicans. The blonde ape looks just like Hillary.The Penquens are all Democraps.

[mikelock34]

If you look very closely at the reflection in the mirror behind the bar you will see the reflection of a bigfoot sitting on the jukebox across the room thus proving the existence of bigfoot.

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You are mistaken sir. Look closely again. That is clearly a waffle house waitress

[mikelock34]

I do not eat at Waffle House so I do not know the distinction........

[beetlehorn]

Perhaps the Waffle House waitress is just a variation of Sasquatch, like a form or even a subspecies.

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I think they are female sasquach but we need to verify that with the resident waffle house expert Mr. Leroy.

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I'm beginning to think my coworker is right. Maybe I really do need a CAT scan.

[nomad]

If anyone were to read this thread, they might enjoy its comical side, if not, they would believe insect collectors were mad hatters. If you go down to the woods today, your sure of a big surprise. O dear!, hairy men, UFOs, Dr Spock = mind speak.