My work history

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My List of Jobs:

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... I just couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but soon discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, but I quit when I realized there was no future in it.

Now I'm working at Starbucks, but to be honest, it's always the same old grind.

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I wanted to be an entomologist but for some reason I think it would really bug me

[froggy]

J'ai toujours reve de devenir un entomologiste professionel, mais je n'ai aucune chance car je n'arrete pas de papilloner!


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A friend suggested I start up a butterfly farm, but it seems like all my profit would eventually fly out the window...

[wingedwishes]

.....The butterfly farm said I was a pest...
The government job was too taxing....

[anthony]

Now you guys have a way with words. I wanted to be a math teacher but I could not get things squared away.

[wingedwishes]

In addition to this:

Things to NOT say at a job interview:

1. Do you press charges?
2. Did you know you can make an explosive using printer toner and white out?

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I used to take people up and down in an elevator but it just felt wrong on so many levels.

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The elevator business does have it's ups and downs

[bobw]

Oct 19, 2013 2:44:41 GMT -8 @dunc01226 said:

I used to take people up and down in an elevator but it just felt wrong on so many levels.

I thought it was farting in a lift that was wrong on so many levels!

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I used to be a train driver but they fired me, I kept going off the rails.