Help wanted for Creationist Museum

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I am opening up a museum in Barnsley England and was wondering if anyone on the forum would like to donate any specimens to it. I dont want your tatty rubbish just A1 ex pupae quality, those interested send me a PM and I will give you an address to send your specimens to, if you have any charaxes fournierae A2 will do, ditto papilio esperanza females, prepona werneri females, papilios homerus, neyi and the like, you will go to heaven for your kindness.

regards Dunc

[lamprima2]

The Creator will help you, Dunc

[Deleted]

no, no,no, no, it is a test to see how generous you all are, HE is watching you, get donating, you wont regret it.

[wingedwishes]

This again? Oh Lord....I mean Jesus! I mean- Sh*t!

To be fair, I see a large number of Muslims asking my wife for money on FaceBook so that they can come to America.

I've sent stuff a few times to members with no faith strings involved and no brownie points for heaven. I just wanted to be nice.

[lepidofrance]

Maybe because being French and have not been educated in Anglo-Saxon spirituality , I have a lot of trouble understanding what could be a "creationist museum"?

If this is to show the diversity of today's world, no need creationism. If this is to show the evolution of nature, then this will be a museum of evolution.

For a museum to be truly "creationist" must have documentation on how practical was this creation! Did you? And if so, can we know what is going on? What kind of evidences ?

[bandrow]

Greetings all,

I can't resist sharing this, despite being aware that I'll be sent to the netherworld for my heresy - at least I'll have friends there!

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[africaone]

all specimens that I have for the gift are the result of an evolutionary process and, although I would really like to help you, that might not be of any use to a creationist museum !
I'm so sorry not to be able to help you

[Deleted]

this is not going well.

[anthony]

Are you really surprised? Remember the past...

[Deleted]

yes, thought I would try to put a bit of fun back into the forum, its good for moral, now where are my free specimens.

[jshuey]

Dunc - As much as I'd like to help you with the bugs you need to fulfill your mission from god, I just don't have those particularly important pieces of the creation. But I can give you guidance on how to construct the other parts of your museum, based on the fine establishment located about 80 miles from my home. These will help you keep your creation science consistent with the current understanding of biblical research. There are some recent and exciting breakthroughs in carnivore creatolution and human genetics ...

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[jshuey]

... as well as the ecology of early times (the pre- flood era...)

I'm excited for you and hope you get those bugs, as I know that no others display the creation event quite as clearly as does a bug worth more than a thousand bucks...

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"I'm excited for you and hope you get those bugs, as I know that no others display the creation event quite as clearly as does a bug worth more than a thousand bucks.."

Amen to that brother. Would this establishment 80 miles from your home be the one in Kentucky perchance?

[jshuey]

Yes - I believe that Kentucky is known throughout the world for two things - The quality of its creation science, and that amazing liquid call Bourbon... I'm not too sure if there is a relationship or not between these endeavors.

(Thoroughbred racing is perhaps a distant third (at least in my mind))

shuey

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well I would not be against a donation of liquid with all the free bugs.